Evolution of computer delivery

Here's how a computer is delivered to you.

1970: here's the electronics. And instructions. You can build it in 2 days.

1980: here's the computer. switch on. it works.

1990: here's the computer. and internet. and memory card reader. Mouse. Plus a dongle. and a converter. and some gadgets. and oh, here's the CD-ROM drive.

2000: here's all of the above; and twitter. ask the rest from there.

2010: come to surgery, we'll have the computer implanted.

2011: it's time you come to Service pack 4 surgery.

2012: awfully sorry, sir. Cross-connected 2 wires. Need to open you again.